We will have to do a background check. It costs $50. You pay for it. If you can’t afford the criminal background check, do not bother calling. We can’t hire you without checking who you are. Read the rest of this Craigslist post.
Runner Up*
1. Looking for a person to Solicit fire to obtain emergency board-up jobs. (Arsonist?!?)
*This post would have/should have won the top post of the day, but it’s located in Connecticut, not NYC.
April 23, 2009 at 10:40 pm |
This reminds me very little of how unusual this type of meaningless drivel is. Fire is our friend, our nurturer! It is not a thing to threaten or fear! Fire is the earth’s cleansing and sterilizing entity. This pandering of left wing nuts and right winger false moralizing is what got this country into the worst whateveritis since Idon’tknowwhen. Not only is is bad, but we don’t even know how bad it is ! It may be only a little bad, but then this badness may be disguised as goodness! Understand??!!! Well if this makes any sense, you’re screwier than a bus load of beatniks going over a cliff!
April 23, 2009 at 10:46 pm |
Um…what?!?!?!