Moving to a new neighborhood means preparing yourself for a higher crime rate.
Old Brooklyn nabe:
No murders, minimal rapes, but quite a few robberies reported.
New Brooklyn nabe:
A few murders here and there, increasing numbers of rapes reported, and even more robberies!
Reports prepared by NYPD CompStat Unit. Check out your neighborhood here.
April 23, 2009 at 4:36 pm |
At least you are moving.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/23/us/23census.html?em
April 23, 2009 at 11:03 pm |
These kind of statistics are poppycock and don’t prove anything. What would be more reliable would be how many rich people are slitting their own throats. Or how many poor people are getting more hemroids ! Or if we have to buy our tanks and fighter bombers from China! Me, I’m just’a working stiff, I is. So when this economy goes down, my drunkeness goes up, simple as that, no complications! So why does everybody still have blackberries, Ipods, laptops and every insecure gadget created in the last few years to fiddle fucking with, if everything so bad? I say that NYC should allocate funds for huge amounts of antidepressents dumped into the water system and even in bottled water also, in in case the little naturalist candy asses think they’re smarter than His Honor, Mayor Bloomberg.
So really, don’t fret none, just turn on your tv and watch it all day long and way into the night and everything will be just fine, just take the advise your tv gives you, and 97% of all tv’s advise to watch more tv ! Your troubles will just melt away, along with your ambitions, desires and relationships-shit, you didn’t need them anywho! Look here, some old “I love Lucy” shows are coming up on Nic, and then there’s a “Andy Griffith” marathon after, that Barney, he’s always good for a couple of snickers and even a snort once in a while!
April 24, 2009 at 12:33 am |
Well, Franky, the problem is that I will no longer have television after I move. So I can’t even follow your advice!