While every other industry dies a slow and painful death during the current economic crisis, one company is seeing a resurgence in business. The Daily News reports that the Mafia is “gobbling up gas stations, making loans to cash-starved businesses and acquiring buildings in swank neighborhoods, investigators say.”

So if you aren’t having any luck landing another magazine job and going back to Wall Street just seems too depressing, perhaps you should put in an application for the “family business.” 

I don't think this is the mafia they were talking about.